I have so much work tonight! I'm gonna pass out from exaustion. Well its third period and i'm in my first free. The boring one b4 the free with nell and andre. Another 45 minutes b4 i can see them both. yea i don't know what to write about but its been bugging me that i never wrote about this.So here goes.
Last week I was taking a shower when this sensational feeling of being watched came over me. On my squishy soapy spungy thing that was hanging off the shower rack sat a fly. It was big and black and when you look close hairy! I tried to take a shower and just ignore it but it really started to creep me out. Maybe it was innocent and just wanted to be clean but i couldn't help to think that it was my great uncle reincarnated! Or some really nasty horny guy getting a hard watching me lather up! In an attempt to rid myself of his presence I began to shake the rack to try and make him go away. Little did I know that this would be the cause of his death. The shampoo bottle was directly atop of him and it came crashing down leading to decapitation! To this day his poor dead body is still in my shower. I just couldn't bare to get rid of it. I killed my own uncle! What has this world come to?!!! I'll have to live the rest of my life with this on my conscience!
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