yes!! i deciphered the internet connection problems!! for some strange and unapparent reason SBC changed our username without cause. and it took me like 4 days to call them and find out why. (I hate making phonecalls)
So hopefully I'll be able to write back to you soon. I almost feel its kind of hopeless though because we're just playing with words.
here's some quick stuff that i can think of:
The Hermes thing did not offend us, it just seemed rather silly that you were blaming your actions on something other then yourself. But, i suppose i can understand because, i've moments where i know the devil is trying to take control of me. But that does not mean i blame him because i have free will.
Ryan read this before me and pointed out that, Dionysos unlike Jesus had a bunch of naked sex craved girls chasing after him. I dunno if that means anything.
Concerning your definitions...do you pray to your computer then? because a computer it not a deity, yet accordingly you worship it.